December 2011
4 tags
Currently reading:
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
2 tags
1 tag
jamaicabobsled:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
5 tags
Which John Green's book is better?
*Paper Towns
*An Abundance of Katherines
or
*Will Grayson, Will Grayson
1 tag
1 tag
And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.
– Edgar Allan Poe (via among-the-ashes)